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Is that a war wound?
Two elderly gents are taking a leak in a public toilet when one notices the other gent is pis*ing two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound," replies the other, "I took a revolver bullet in the pen*s in North Africa, which left a hole."
"Me too," says the first - showing he's pis*ing with three streams. "War wound, Germany. A high-powered rifle round in the pen*s - left me with two holes."
At this point,, a young lad stands between them - and squirts 12 streams of amber onto the porcelain.
"My goodness," exclaims the second veteran, "did you get that from a machine gun?"
"No mate," says the young lad, incredulously, "My zip's stuck."
Painful.Very very painful.
A bloke went to a private urologist and said,"Doctor,I have a problem.My penis is garishly red." The urologist replied,"Well, ok,let's have a look at the old fellow then.Hmm...yes,no problem.We'll have you sorted out in no time." He told the bloke to lie down,and then fiddled about with the bloke's knob,did one or two things and said,"Right.All done;that'll be £50."Sure enough,the bloke's penis was back to normal.Impressed he paid up.A couple of weeks later,he was chatting to a friend of his who looked a bit shifty and said,"You know,Ive got the same problem,but it's greenish,not red.That specialist sounds cheap--I'll try him out"
The next day the friend went to the same doctor.He showed the urologist his penis,and the chap said,"Hmm...well,we can sort it out,but it's going to cost you £5000,I'm afraid,and we'll have to operate." The bloke looked at the doctor in horror."£5000 and an operation? You sorted out my mate for £50!" "That's very true," nodded the doctor,"but he had lipstick smudges on his old chap.You've got gangrene!"
"Priceless Porcelain" Jedsmart's photos around Wittenberg, Germany